Rap Battle the Person Above You

[Dutany]

I'm a turtle watch your back,
You're aiming in the front but you're getting a backsmack

(lolifail)

[Chai]

You guys' raps are lame
Your rhymes sound the same
you all need to train
For now, sit back and watch how a real player plays the game...

[34attack]

ohey chaisson
you are chaos' son
meet my friend jason
who's gonna give you a lesson

[smash619]

Right back at ya Dutany

Backsmack Pffft,
I can do better,
Go back home I heard your gran,
Had knitted you a sweater,

dutany man,
You were one of the fail mods.
Stupidity kicked you off
the thrones of the gods.

Now you're just a member,
But not compareable to me,
I've got money, swag,
I'm better than you can't you see.

Now go do one Dutany,
hope life serves you well,
Guess I'll watch from heaven,
While I see you burn in HELL!!!

[smash619]

@Chaisson

I see that you stood up to me,
I bet that you were soaring.
Well It's time to tell the truth my friend,
Your raps were very boring.

I bet your family's so poor.
Your house is but a stick,
And what's up with that avatar
Is it trying to lick a d***?

I saw your dad kicking a can
I pretty sure he was a scouse
I asked him what the f*** he was doin
He said he was moving house

I sure you feel like crap right now
You're crying yourself to sleep
I hope you don't get mad bro
But your mom is mine to keep

[Chai]

@Chaisson

I see that you stood up to me,
I bet that you were soaring.
Well It's time to tell the truth my friend,
Your raps were very boring.

I bet your family's so poor.
Your house is but a stick,
And what's up with that avatar
Is it trying to lick a d***?

I saw your dad kicking a can
I pretty sure he was a scouse
I asked him what the f*** he was doin
He said he was moving house

I sure you feel like crap right now
You're crying yourself to sleep
I hope you don't get mad bro
But your mom is mine to keep

HEY FOOL! shut yo mouth!
Class is in session!
Chaisson is here to give ya'll lesson!

Lemme show you how to rap like a man!
I'll give you a brief summary of pain with the back of my hand
You think you cool cuz you say you got "SWAG"?!
I havent heard that word since 2009! that crap makes me GAG!

Im gonna toast you, butter you, and put you in my mouth
Then i'll squash you like Abraham Lincoln Squashed the South!
I'll write a novel about it and send it to yo mama!
Im badder than you, MJ, and im badder than Osama!

You sound like you got your raps from doctor suess!
I would ave done yo mama but she look like a moose!
When i execute you, i'll make you tie your own noose!
"Chaisson pwned Smash619" It'll be all over the news...

Word

[Dutany]

Backsmack Pffft,
I can do better,
Go back home I heard your gran,
Had knitted you a sweater,

dutany man,
You were one of the fail mods.
Stupidity kicked you off
the thrones of the gods.

Now you're just a member,
But not compareable to me,
I've got money, swag,
I'm better than you can't you see.

Now go do one Dutany,
hope life serves you well,
Guess I'll watch from heaven,
While I see you burn in HELL!!!

u hurt my feelings ;-;

[DaFlash]

Ok let's see if I can do this..

Above poster,
Make me some toast by using a toaster,
Now back to the topic,
I got two words for ya..Suck it.

[Chai]

Ok let's see if I can do this..

Above poster,
Make me some toast by using a toaster,
Now back to the topic,
I got two words for ya..Suck it.

You should be tired
let's call it a day...
your rhymes are crazy
Like Cirque Du Soleil

[AreUTalking2Meh]

No I won't rap battle him. He wouldn't be able to understand it anyways.

[ponk]

Hey, yo whats my name?
I fail at this thread, so you win the game.

[Chai]

No I won't rap battle him. He wouldn't be able to understand it anyways.

Quit being a party pooper and just put a rap. T-T

We couldn't care less about what you think we understand or not.

[smash619]

No I won't rap battle him. He wouldn't be able to understand it anyways.

Chaisson a good opponent,
better than you,
He's like a rap brother to me,
And you haven't got a clue.

If your gonna post in this thread,
At least have a go,
Besides, who knows what
rapping skills you can show...

[X-Ray]

[ponk]

thats no rap battle comeback
you better take a break and cut some slack


huehueheue rap battle winnar

[smash619]

thats no rap battle comeback
you better take a break and cut some slack


huehueheue rap battle winnar

you call that a rap?
That's just a little bit,
And anyway 3 lines?
That stinks like dog s***

Why do you try,
Leave it to the best,
Pinky changed to Ponky
Now that's something I detest.

Rap battle winner,
I'd laugh but I'll just shrug,
You just lost the game,
And I won you stupid slug!

[Breve]

Mister Smash,
Thinks he- can bash and slash,

But his position,
In this thread,
Says competition,
Is soft as bread.

[smash619]

Mister Smash,
Thinks he- can bash and slash,

But his position,
In this thread,
Says competition,
Is soft as bread.

Hi there breve,
In your post I just read
that Bulls*** about my position in this thread.

I'm owning in this thread
But I'll cut you some slack,
The reason why I'm owning,
Is because I'm half black.

Therefore rapping is my cultre,
My presence, my calling,
Now be a good boy,
and I'll let you off with a warning.

[smash619]

I am so bored,
the ice-cream's melted off ma cone,
Please someone post just so I can own.

Don't leave me waitin,
Even though I'm the best
I wanna see your rappin skills put to the test.

Chaisson is ma brother,
An opponent deemed worth it.
Challenge him too
just make sure you don't nurf it.

Com on guys, post here
Don't leave us waiting.
Me and Chai are right here
Not bumpin I'm just stating.

[Dagg]

I guess I should have a go,
and will I suck? No, no.
So what if I'm white?
I'll still put up a fight.

I'll rap until I drop,
I won't kill this party.
Now, besides,
some of the raps I'm hearing, they're just tardy.

Now I wanna see
someone comin' back at me
Yeah try your best, I got comebacks galore,
And try not to be a bore.