Sentence Builder

[sirham]

I got horribly stabbed by my crush because I'm good in bed.

[Choom]

I ate barney the dinosaur because I got dared.

[8363MTR]

I ran shirtless with barny the dinosaur because I’m a ladies man and you're jealous.

[ShadowZtar]

I ate my mum because I like big girls.

...yeah I'm not too comfortable with that one.

[YubanCoffee]

I cuddled with Justin Beiber because I have amazing breasts sooo... FAKE!

[Ross]

I ate my mum because I like big girls.

...yeah I'm not too comfortable with that one.

ate in a sexy way?

[Insane]

I battered Paris Hilton Because I’m good in bed.

lol o.o

[expof]

I got stabbed horribly by an elephant because I'm good in bed. ;p

[Gabe Newell]

I slept with a storm trooper because I'm a mermaid

[Ted the Tiny Cactus]

I kissed my lover because I’m a ladies man and you're jealous.

[Chimpy]

I battered a pickle because I got dared.

[GamerProist]

I shot a guitar because I got dared

lol

[Base]

I slept with Justin Bieber Because I have amazing breasts.

I didn't know you were lesbian ._.

[Chip]

I ate your house because I like big girls? :3

[sick]

oh
I choked Santa Claus Because the little people told me to.

[Frozne]

I shot Justin Bieber because I like big girls.

14.04 Ftw

[Katase]

I ate an orange because I'm an mermaid.

haha what

[ProClifo]

I slept with a horse because I like big girls.

[Ridens]

i ran shirtless with a bag of pudding becuse im sexy as hell

[Vav]

I shot a glass of milk because I got dared.