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  1. #21
    Go to the cafeteria, i'm hungry
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiggmin View Post
    When they poop it makes me gaaaaaaad!

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    (Spot on on the first one I answered, +10 ego points)

    A cafetaria not long after you have devoured a huge cake? Hah, you're going to be beaten to death the moment you enter that.

    They wouldn't throw around with weapons if they care enough to beat their prisoners to death. The actual weapons are probably stored in a more secure place and they WILL find out something is missing.

    The emergency exit? So all prisoners can just walk out through that? No, there's some sort of alarm connected to it.

    There's one option left. But it's still a huge risk. You have to pray they haven't learned to recognise your face by now:

    >Go to the janitor's closet

    This one's really tough. :c

  3. #23
    > Hit the bars with the broom

    Scream for the guard, he won't care. Wait, you'll die. Drink the toilet water... ew.
    she's an angel for sure
    kill me now kill me now kill me now

  4. #24
    > Scream for the guard that you're deathly ill

  5. #25
    Just a note for people who are coming in... We've continued the story and the first post is irrelevant, as the answer's already been posted. Please go back to the first page towards the bottom to continue on with the story.

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  7. #26
    Wait till the guard comes, tell him that you feel a pain in your stomach. Sock yourself in the balls to make the symptoms real

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    > Go to the cafeteria

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    I bet the guard cant hurt me and when he comes close I hit with the mop and drown him in the toilet take his cash and leave.

  10. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Eggface View Post
    Go to the cafeteria, i'm hungry
    But...

    1.) You've already eaten the cake.

    2.) They already might of figure something out about the food.

    So that's not a very good option.

    Another bad option would be the emergency exit, because what Chimpy said, an alarm might be attach to it.

    The only two would be the storage room and the janitor's closet. However, the only problem would be that they would notice the weapons were missing, and they would search around the place to find them. They might of already notice the cell breakout too. As for the janitor's closet, what if the janitor leaves his clothing there? He might report the missing clothing, and they would know that you're in disguise, so that's a bummer.

    I have to guess the janitor's closet.

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    Hit the bars with the broom.
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  12. #31
    > Go to the storage room

    Who knows; the guards don't seem all that bright and might have lazily left a few weapons in there in which you can use to defend yourself. Could have picked the janitor one, but I like going against what others have picked.


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    Oh, actually i meant the cafeteria.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowZtar View Post
    > Go to the storage room

    Who knows; the guards don't seem all that bright and might have lazily left a few weapons in there in which you can use to defend yourself. Could have picked the janitor one, but I like going against what others have picked.
    You may actually be right here. I was doubting between storage and janitor's office myself.

    Storage is a bigger risk to take, but you'll bust yourself out real fast should you get lucky. (Not to say that's a guarantee, you're still not a firearms expert). Janitor seems like the directly more safe option, but has less regard for the future.

  16. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpy View Post
    You may actually be right here. I was doubting between storage and janitor's office myself.

    Storage is a bigger risk to take, but you'll bust yourself out real fast should you get lucky. (Not to say that's a guarantee, you're still not a firearms expert). Janitor seems like the directly more safe option, but has less regard for the future.
    Only Tails has the right answer, so time would tell.

  17. #35
    >go to the storage room

    I think that may be the correct option, there should be something in there, right?
    WICKED is good

  18. #36
    > Go to the cafeteria
    > You walk into the cafeteria and begin to lick your lips at the smell of delicious food. You run into the kitchen and look around, trying to find some food to eat. You take note of some bacon sitting on the counter, and you begin to devour it. But it tasted kind of funny... It tasted strange... You pass out. The guards come in the next morning to find you passed out, and continue to beat you to death.

    GAME OVER

    > Go to the janitor's closet
    > You go into the janitor's closet and put on the janitor's outfit. You take a mop and continue to clean the place until morning. The staff comes in to see you cleaning, and someone mutters, "But we don't have a janitor." They look closer to recognize your face as the prisoner. They note the dead guard, and they whip out their weapons. Your last thoughts are you wondering why the hell they even have a janitor's closet if they didn't have a janitor.

    GAME OVER

    > Go to the storage room
    > You go into the storage room. It's actually pretty large. You walk around, trying to find something to take. You notice a large backpack, an empty gun, ammo for the gun not too far away, a baton, wire clippers, and a doctor's mask. You wear the doctor's mask, put the ammo in the gun and the gun in your pocket, and you stuff the rest of the items away into your pack. You walk back into the lobby.

    CONTINUE BELOW

    > Go through the emergency exit and escape
    > You shrug and walk out into the open. You notice that the outside is bordered by a large, metal fence. The door behind you closes and a loud alarm goes off. You're trapped, and now they'll come kill you.

    GAME OVER





    CONTINUED

    > Now that door #3 is out, you should probably go into the other doors to see if you can take anything else before you escape. Or you could wait it out until the cops come back in the morning to kill them.
    What would you like to do?

    > Go into the cafeteria
    > Go into the janitor's closet
    > Go through the emergency exit
    > Wait

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  20. #37
    :l
    > Go through the emergency exit

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    Emergency exit
    she's an angel for sure
    kill me now kill me now kill me now

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    >Emergency exit.
    You did mention wire cutters.

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    > Choose wrong answer
    > Someone beats you to death

    > Choose wait answer
    > You die from hunger

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