Epic RPG

[FinalCheetah]

This turned into a scat thing sorta quick didn't it?

[Glow In The Dark]

I use Level 100 Grind for Items and gain +100 Max HP, and +9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999 Max Defense.

[sick]

I roll a 7, the events of the past day have vanished.

[*~Mother2fan1~*]

I roll a 6, all of a sudden their is a earthquake, then a dungeon forms right under your feet.
+5 courage
-5 HP
+1 attack

[sick]

I start training my Wet Hammer of Rage +23 to Wet Hammer of Rage + 32 with a hyper potion.

[Darke~]

*phoenix down*

:]

[GamerProist]

no

[a zorref kid]

hi

[Darke~]

i use meow to call fc but he doesnt come because some cheepo bribed him with melk then i take my tower shield of lag but it requires me to have less than 50 speed then i give it to gamer, but he cant use since his toajja class only uses towels and no armor nor clothes

[GamerProist]

I use my toajja powers to pow people's asses.

*POW*

[Darke~]

i use ironass because penguins in armor need to seat in a while, but its not comfortable so i use huehue wave to weaken people's armor and health by 50%

[Arceptor]

I use a katana to eat some bacon. 100% effective on the guys.

[2amayzingman~]

I use my Freeze Blast and slow ur attack from 30% and lowers ur damage in 100

[ProClifo]

i buy mithril blade of deathblow and kill you with shield splinter

[Scythe]

cats

cats EVERYWHERE

you all die i win kthxbai

[NotFunneh]

Odin.



I've won.
I've heard You want an Epic RPG.

[FinalCheetah]

'TACGNOL', he screamed while jamming twenty muffins into his mouth at once, crumbs would flutter down upon the floor as if mocking the previous state of cleanliness. 'TACGNOL', he screamed again, launching volleys of deadly muffin crumbs which pinged against their shields. The blade was drawn from the scabbard, the Flaming Longsword of Might +5, which was deftly skewered through the chest of the muffin scoffer, cartilage was torn and bone was shattered. Upon the removal of the sword, the wound bled a chocolate brown, the knights then all moved forward, exclaiming how the being's insides were made of cake. The infidel was drawn and quartered and they all had Battenburg for tea.

[a zorref kid]

i just found a pair of slippers that have +66 superhuman strength but they also have -1 brain power should i equip them or not

[FinalCheetah]

i just found a pair of slippers that have +66 superhuman strength but they also have -1 brain power should i equip them or not

Yes, only noobs have intelligence builds. Noobs and Harry Potter.

[Scythe]

i found cat

it give 69 damage

plus 1337 intel

ues it?!?=)