Epic RPG

[FinalCheetah]

I stab u with my longsword +5 of flaming might and it deals 28 damage of which 5 is fire damage, then you died and I ate the brains for dinner because I'm a werecat and it boosts my intelligence by 1d4+1 for 6 turns. Then I turn round and face your friend that fails his will save and runs away with fear. I chase after him waving my longsword +5 of flaming might at him, but he manages to get away. So then I summon my cat familiar that rolls about in the carcass and then goes ''LADS SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND''. Then a Rakshasa appears but I have immunity to illusions and it casts spell mantle gaining 5d12 spell absorb, but I have a flaming longsword of might +5 so I burned his hair off, then he made me the king of everything the end

[Dealth]

-5 hp

[FinalCheetah]

roll your 20 sided die first

[~Bowl]

I wanna pway twerareye aaaaa

[FinalCheetah]

I wanna pway twerareye aaaaa

I swing my flaming longsword of might +5 at you it does 10 damage, then I hug you and make it all better

[~Bowl]

I summon Skeletron and he kills you 9999 damage

[Tails Turrosaki]

Apocalypse!

Everyone loses -5 lives.

[Glow In The Dark]

I fire my Forum Bow of Justice, which does 5 damage per hit, up to a maximum of 100 hits, all of which is fire damage. 50% chance to miss on each hit. Fire does 10 damage over a period of 2 turns. You take 50 damage, plus 10 Fire. 60 damage total.

That's what you get when you grind!

[Beaker]

*throws dice in frustration*

[Glow In The Dark]

*throws dice in frustration*

I fire my Forum Bow of Justice.

You take 100 damage, plus 10 Fire.

[FinalCheetah]

I fire my Forum Bow of Justice, which does 5 damage per hit, up to a maximum of 100 hits, all of which is fire damage. 50% chance to miss on each hit.

I sneer at your non-silver based weaponry and slap you in the chops. Then I dance the Fandango on your head, which causes everyone to suffer massive mind blasting effects within 15 yards, DC 25 to save.

[Mfdom]

I use kitten hug. You are now infested with cuteness. Defense -12

[~Bowl]

My mind is blown. +99 defence

[FinalCheetah]

I use kitten hug. You are now infested with cuteness. Defense -12

I am werecat I am immune to cute so I bite you on the arm and turn you into a werecat too. Now you want to eat people. Then after I'm done killing everyone in the village except that effeminate minstrel that keeps running away when I try to swing my longsword of flaming might +5 at him, we should now wait for the sun to come up so we can comment on how much of a mess the image looks then throw stones at the Mistrel or something idk.

[Glow In The Dark]

I sneer at your non-silver based weaponry and slap you in the chops. Then I dance the Fandango on your head, which causes everyone to suffer massive mind blasting effects within 15 yards, DC 25 to save.

I swing my Forum Quicksword of Speed. 1 damage per hit, up to 1000 hits in 1 turn. 50% chance to miss a slash, if a slash is missed, 50% chance to end combo. All damage is normal. Ignores armor. Final strike does 20 damage and sends you back to Heal Station.

Moar grind results.

[FinalCheetah]

I swing my Forum Quicksword of Speed. 1 damage per hit, up to 1000 hits in 1 turn. 50% chance to miss a slash, if a slash is missed, 50% chance to end combo. All damage is normal. Ignores armor. Final strike does 20 damage and sends you back to Heal Station.

Moar grind results.

I have a nice long sleep in my pokeball and then wake up and decide I want to be a force of good in the world instead of evil. I embark of a quest to destroy the 8 evil moderators of JV to free us all from tyranny, but then I get fed up of their metagaming and go and watch tv instead.

[Mfdom]

I summon barney. You are now officially screwed.

[FinalCheetah]

This game sucks it doesn't even have graphics ashsdghgd

[JX-70]

*rolls*
I got a 7. What's that mean, Dungeon Master?
- *stops fapping to animu* "Huh, what? Oh lemme check." *checks the she-* "Oh uh....you stabbed King Glabor in the heart and the kingdom is saved."
Huzzah!
- "yea, whatever." *goes back to fapping to his love pillow*

[Persius]

I slap you

you die