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    Hell!



    What comes to mind when you hear about Hell? Wide open planes, the largest resorts on this side of the universe and hot-hot summers alllll year round are just some of the things we have to offer!
    At hell you can experience a variety of memorable activities such as:

    Archery (you are shot arrows at)
    Bowling (you are bowled balls at)
    Arts and crafts (you are painted at... in a hurty way)
    Swimming (in the great lake of eternal fire)
    Sky diving (parachutes not provided unless you can flay your skin into one before you hit the ground)
    Petting zoo (you are petted... with clubs)


    Doesn't this all sound so exciting? If you're not sure, just wait until you hear what real visitors have said about their stay!

    John Morray from Bristol says: "These last 1000 years have gone by so quickly, but I will never forget my time here - mainly because I don't think my anus will ever recover."

    Gladice Hampton from New Jersey says: "AUUUUUUUUUAGHR, AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGRHH."


    Are you keen to begin your firey adventure but are concerned that you don't have the cash? No need to despair! Hell is only a sin away. You can earn a ticket to hell by committing just one of the following sins:

    Murder - 10,000 years
    Cannibalism - 5000 years
    Stealing - 1000 years
    Thinking about nudey people - 1,000,000 years
    Not giving to charity - 500 years
    Feeling jealous - 100 years
    Telling a lie - 50 years per lie


    Sell your soul to the Devil for a season pass!
    Steel shatters, granite crumbles, but the pickle... ah, the pickle squishes. Be a squishy pickle.
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    Wish you were he-AURRGH MY FLESH
    Steel shatters, granite crumbles, but the pickle... ah, the pickle squishes. Be a squishy pickle.
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    I got a better offer at Heaven.
    They have cookies :I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitromonkeh View Post
    I got a better offer at Heaven.
    They have cookies :I
    Cookies with sugar substitutes!
    Steel shatters, granite crumbles, but the pickle... ah, the pickle squishes. Be a squishy pickle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PooZy View Post
    Hell!



    What comes to mind when you hear about Hell? Wide open planes, the largest resorts on this side of the universe and hot-hot summers alllll year round are just some of the things we have to offer!
    At hell you can experience a variety of memorable activities such as:

    Archery (you are shot arrows at)
    Bowling (you are bowled balls at)
    Arts and crafts (you are painted at... in a hurty way)
    Swimming (in the great lake of eternal fire)
    Sky diving (parachutes not provided unless you can flay your skin into one before you hit the ground)
    Petting zoo (you are petted... with clubs)


    Doesn't this all sound so exciting? If you're not sure, just wait until you hear what real visitors have said about their stay!

    John Morray from Bristol says: "These last 1000 years have gone by so quickly, but I will never forget my time here - mainly because I don't think my anus will ever recover."

    Gladice Hampton from New Jersey says: "AUUUUUUUUUAGHR, AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGRHH."


    Are you keen to begin your firey adventure but are concerned that you don't have the cash? No need to despair! Hell is only a sin away. You can earn a ticket to hell by committing just one of the following sins:

    Murder - 10,000 years
    Cannibalism - 5000 years
    Stealing - 1000 years
    Thinking about nudey people - 1,000,000 years
    Not giving to charity - 500 years
    Feeling jealous - 100 years
    Telling a lie - 50 years per lie


    Sell your soul to the Devil for a season pass!

    what

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    steve jobs in there right nowwwww

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    no. i'd rather go to heaven.


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    1 million years in hell, so im assuming ill see you guys there then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkGir View Post
    no. i'd rather go to heaven.
    Then you shouldn't have killed that hobo
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    50 years per lie? Thats too much for someone I know...
    Crown hatter

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    Quote Originally Posted by PooZy View Post
    Then you shouldn't have killed that hobo
    and what hobo was that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkGir View Post
    and what hobo was that.
    Charles Napier

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    Quote Originally Posted by PooZy View Post

    Murder - 10,000 years
    Cannibalism - 5000 years
    Stealing - 1000 years
    Thinking about nudey people - 1,000,000 years
    Not giving to charity - 500 years
    Feeling jealous - 100 years
    Telling a lie - 50 years per lie


    Sell your soul to the Devil for a season pass!





    Oh man. Those millions rack up real fast.

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    So if it's a million per time I thought about smutty stuff, then I have like 20 trillion years :c
    Well, shall we dance?

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    sounds fun

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    You forgot to mention not being able to breathe, eternal torment, burning, and all the regret, guilt, anger, and depression. And a photo with the devil himself.

    P.S. You wont be smiling.
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    I'm a Cowboy from Hell, bro! I'm 1337!

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    We're kinda magical! LanceLH :3's Avatar
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    Is it possible not to think about "nudey people"? Cause our brains are thinking about millions of things at once (well at least mine is A.D.D FTW) so if you've seen "nudey people" before, aren't you technically still thinking about it
    Remember, there is a big differance between alcoholics and avocados!
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    I'm a Cowboy from Hell, bro! I'm 1337!

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    I've repent my sins. They are now invalid. win win
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    Quote Originally Posted by PooZy View Post
    Hell!



    What comes to mind when you hear about Hell? Wide open planes, the largest resorts on this side of the universe and hot-hot summers alllll year round are just some of the things we have to offer!
    At hell you can experience a variety of memorable activities such as:

    Archery (you are shot arrows at)
    Bowling (you are bowled balls at)
    Arts and crafts (you are painted at... in a hurty way)
    Swimming (in the great lake of eternal fire)
    Sky diving (parachutes not provided unless you can flay your skin into one before you hit the ground)
    Petting zoo (you are petted... with clubs)


    Doesn't this all sound so exciting? If you're not sure, just wait until you hear what real visitors have said about their stay!

    John Morray from Bristol says: "These last 1000 years have gone by so quickly, but I will never forget my time here - mainly because I don't think my anus will ever recover."

    Gladice Hampton from New Jersey says: "AUUUUUUUUUAGHR, AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGRHH."


    Are you keen to begin your firey adventure but are concerned that you don't have the cash? No need to despair! Hell is only a sin away. You can earn a ticket to hell by committing just one of the following sins:

    Murder - 10,000 years
    Cannibalism - 5000 years
    Stealing - 1000 years
    Thinking about nudey people - 1,000,000 years
    Not giving to charity - 500 years
    Feeling jealous - 100 years
    Telling a lie - 50 years per lie


    Sell your soul to the Devil for a season pass!
    Dam, I'm going to hell for like 100 million years.
    DAReazy

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