>yawns
>has penis casually slipped into his mouth
>yawns
>has penis casually slipped into his mouth
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If I had a nickel...Originally Posted by Bogs Binny
>some guy yawns
>sticks penis into his mouth
>faps
>mom walks in room
-quickly pulls up pants
>tries to act normal
That awkward chain moment when you hurt your foot and have to go out with only one shoe on, and then everyone looks at you because you have odd socks.
That awkward moment when you go on a holiday with only one pair of clothes and have to go out in your pajamas while your clothes get washed.
>goes on youtube after vacation
>no interesting videos
That awkward moment when you accidentally call another lady you don't know "mom"
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>walks one way, realises you're going the wrong way so casually get out your phone and pretend you are getting an urgent call and turn
>Gets into a stranger's car thinking it's yours
>Faps, mother walks in, pulls up pants quick and close window, tries to act interested at the google sign you are looking at
Saying bye to a friend and then leaving in the same direction as them.
buying a game and finding out the cpu AI are dumber than sticks being stupid. *facepalm*
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>your mom shows you a cool song
>you show it to your friends
>friends ask you where you found that song
>be the mod in Dutany's awkward moment
> Eating in restaurant
> Gets wrong order
> Waitress, "Are you enjoying your meal?"
> Yes, I love an onion and tomato sandwich when I asked for chili.
(Something funny, interesting, or even mildly entertaining should go here, but I can't think of anything at this particular moment.)
This happened to me as a child.
>Walking home from school
>Put empty crisp packet in mum's hand
>Not my mum
>casually slow down and go to real mum
>Try to make super awesome post
>type a bunch
>it sounds stupid
>close tab and act like nothing happened
>fly on the wall in the toilet
>walk away
>come back later
>it's still there
>repeat 3 & 4 for a bunch of times
>sister asks what I'm doing
>reply "umm... go study you have exams!"
True story.
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