The 'Pathetic Noob for Laughs' Thread

[Skullish]

This thread is totally absurd. 99% of this thread is making fun to newbies of this game who just don't know how to play well. The only pathetic noobs are the ones that post here, including me because I once posted some of these.

Assuming too much.

[Darke~]

This thread isn't that good anymore due to noobs being too common now.

[Base]

This thread isn't that good anymore due to noobs being too common now.

It's not like it used to be in the first 5 pages... :/

[justinbob100]

"Can you rate 5"
Me: "I haven't even played the level".
"Just please rate 5 i want this to go to all time best".
*Plays level*
Me:"That kinda sucked"
"Rate 5 or I hack you!"

[ninjakurtis]

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[Hahli144]

Pr3 Pm.png
What a noob...

[Anti-]

Pr3 Pm.png
What a noob...

From : hahli144.
Thank whore eh.

[FinalCheetah]

Played pr2 on kongregate one time. I wasn't disappointed.

[DD667]

Played pr2 on kongregate one time. I wasn't disappointed.

Is that your level?

[Base]

Is that your level?

No, it's Mfs fantasy race, if I remember correctly.

[DD667]

Guest_9: DarkDisc is a fat elephant
DD: And you're an little kid.
Guest_9: Yeah I am I am only 8 years old
DD: Oh, you're just like hahaho then.
Hahaho: Im 9!
YouSuckLikeMyBum: same
Hahaho: DarkDisc, how old r u?
DD: 14.
YouSuckLikeMyBum: You're the oldest here!
DD: Untrue. Cha5e ans Spychato are about 20 and adasio.s is 7-8 months older than I am. I iz not the oldest.
Hahaho: I wanna be 14
DD: You got at least a decade to go, then.
Hahaho: I'm not 6!
DD: You mean 4-5.
Hahaho: no I mean 6
14-9=5
DD: So where does 6 come in the equation?
YouSuckLikeMyBum: equatoin?
DD: In simpler terms, wher did u get 6 from den?
Hahaho: we don't speak that badly...
DD: You do.
Guest_9 dark u fat elephont
DD: Ah, little kids these days.
Guest_9: shut up elephant I may be young but I'm not old like you.
I'm about half a decade older dan u
Younger *
DD: So you're 18-20?
Guest_9: no, I'm 8
Hahaho: you aint makin sense
DD: Hmm, maybe Hahaho is 9 years old.
Guest_9: fat elephant fat elephant
*15 consecutive times later*
DD: /report
PizzaEater1000: Iv repertod 4 chat logs 2day
DD: OK.
PizzaEater1000: I cud be a moderator
DD: How do you spell moderator?
PizzaEater1000: moderater
DD: Final Answer?
PizzaEater1000: yez
DD: Oh, gawd.
PizzaEater1000: wat I spelt it right
DD: That's really bad. Ignored.
Hahaho, gtg now bye
YSLMB: bye
DD: kbai.

[DD667]

Something I did to somebodeh:

DD: Copy what I say.
Zerithax: ok
DD: The grass is green.
Zerithax: the grass is green
DD: The grass is green.
Zerithax: the green is green
DD: The grass is green.
Zerithax: the grass is green
DD: The grass is green.
Zerithax: the grass is green
DD: What colour is the grass?
Zerithax: green
DD: Hehe, got ya!

[He was supposed to copy what I said.]

[Base]

Something I did to somebodeh:

DD: Copy what I say.
Zerithax: ok
DD: The grass is green.
Zerithax: the grass is green
DD: The grass is green.
Zerithax: the green is green
DD: The grass is green.
Zerithax: the grass is green
DD: The grass is green.
Zerithax: the grass is green
DD: What colour is the grass?
Zerithax: green
DD: Hehe, got ya!

[He was supposed to copy what I said.]

haha, I did that 3 times

[thelooper1]

I Dont get it o.o

[Andaya]

*le level join: typical deathmatch with 100 stat blocks
Me: Hi
noob: hi
*beats him
noob: HACKER! I RPRT U!
Me: What?
noob: HAHAHA I HOP U GET BANEDD HAHAHA LOOOL
*kills another guy
noob2: IM GONA REPORT U 2 BECAUSE YOU HAX
Me: no u
noob2: FOOEY YOU
*10 times
Me: no u
*noob3 kills me
noob: AHAHAHAHAHHA! LOOOOOOOOOL U SUK
noob2: YEH HAHALLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL
Me: wtf
noob6 (owner): NOW RATE 5 OR I STEAL YOUR ACCOUNT

Noobiest deathmatch ever

[DD667]

*le level join: typical deathmatch with 100 stat blocks
Me: Hi
noob: hi
*beats him
noob: HACKER! I RPRT U!
Me: What?
noob: HAHAHA I HOP U GET BANEDD HAHAHA LOOOL
*kills another guy
noob2: IM GONA REPORT U 2 BECAUSE YOU HAX
Me: no u
noob2: FOOEY YOU
*10 times
Me: no u
*noob3 kills me
noob: AHAHAHAHAHHA! LOOOOOOOOOL U SUK
noob2: YEH HAHALLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL
Me: wtf
noob6 (owner): NOW RATE 5 OR I STEAL YOUR ACCOUNT

Noobiest deathmatch ever

Noob 6?

[Andaya]

Noob 6?

Noob number 6.

[DD667]

Noob number 6.

I didn't see Noob 4/5.

[Darke~]

There was a guy who was spamming the chat today, and I reported him. Then he started to say I had no life, but the funny thing is that he wasted 30 minutes in there flaming me lol

[Agravaine]

There was a guy who was spamming the chat today, and I reported him. Then he started to say I had no life, but the funny thing is that he wasted 30 minutes in there flaming me lol

You evidently watched him flame you for 30 minutes, so...

:p