Post here the most pathetic noob stories that you ever heard. Just to make the rest of us laugh. Here Ill go first.
Once the prize was a pedro hat, and this one person said, "HOW DO I GET THAT?!?!?!?!".
xD
The 'Pathetic Noob for Laughs' Thread
Post here the most pathetic noob stories that you ever heard. Just to make the rest of us laugh. Here Ill go first.
Once the prize was a pedro hat, and this one person said, "HOW DO I GET THAT?!?!?!?!".
xD
Y U NO FOLD FOR ME!?
There are many things that even the wisest of us do not know.
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-What's prize?
-Theres no prize lol
-Plz let me win i need plz... i need!!!
Last edited by Base; 17th May 2011 at 02:59 PM.
Crown hatter
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Last edited by GamerProist; 28th June 2012 at 03:33 AM.
'can i haz blox plzzzzzzz'
I hear that 'noob' story plenty of times.
*Im in a block shop with the owner and another guy*
Owner: Well do you want any block?
The other guy: yeah I want that pikachu block
Owner: ok
The other guy: do I pay with paypal or something
Me: XD
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Well, it ain't funny, but Cash6603 or something like that is pretty mean. He gets all mad about how he is better than everyone else and how we're all noobs. It's pathetic.
Anyway, there are noobs. They don't know how to play...so yeah. Why make a thread about them? They'll be pros later.
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"Post here the most pathetic noob stories that you ever heard. Just to make the rest of us laugh. Here Ill go first."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOL
http://www.sparkworkz.com/forums/vie...29598112f9fe9a
This person fails... ROFL!
My name is Firegred!
And the Bird is the Word
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Whenever someone makes a pathetic replica of someone else's blocks because "meee wanna hav kewl blawczzzz". For example, I've seen so many pathetic replicas of Tendus' trap blocks.
Current best time on Rubik's 3x3 Cube: 28.55 seconds
Player: Can I have your blocks?
Me: Sorry, they aren't for sale.
Player: *Rage quits* ok send blocks pl0x.
Nub:Ho 2 get Cheetah part?
Finalcheetah:-.-
Sparkworkz-er: plz opn blox shp plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz
Me: Don't spam
Sparkworkz-er: i no spam nub
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desperatenoob2412: Rate 5 plz
*forfeits and rates 1*
Yeah, that user called me a hacker for "lagging" them. Now they just suck up to me because I sent an apology PM for whatever I did wrong.Originally Posted by Tiger
Kids these days... They're so naive.
Ikr i hate him so much. He copied baseballseba's level and named it the same thing. Then I played and said "ripoff level" and then he continued to flame me for weeks.
Jerk.
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