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In the beginning, there were two gods, Hesaman and Shesnot, and they were a very happy pair. Together they created the Earth, The Underland, and the Aboveland. They populated the Earth with Cactiki and wild beasts, and lived together in the Underland, and had many children, Eneles the Sun goddess, Ollopa, the Moon god, Aquilla, the Snail god, Planair, the Sky god, Achtuuoh, the Ocean god, Omanom, the Food goddess, and Jeremy, the Death god. For decades everything was blissful, the Cactiki harvested the crops provided by Omanom, and hunted the lesser beasts that inhabited the Earth. But one fateful day, Jeremy got into a fight with Hesaman, and was cast up into the Aboveland to live in exile forever. However, Jeremy took the souls of some of the nasty dead and vicious beasts, and twisted them into horrible monsters, which he sent down to torment the Cactiki and his fellow Gods. And so the Cactiki people learned to fight against the evil Monsters of Jeremy, and they did fight, forever and always until the day Sensor came and killed everyone except me.