View Poll Results: does god exist

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  • yes

    385 46.78%
  • maybe im not sure but i guess it could be real

    94 11.42%
  • no

    167 20.29%
  • no but if yes this god is a jerk

    72 8.75%
  • yes but i do wonder sometimes if its true

    105 12.76%

Thread: Does god exist?

  1. #11641
    Quote Originally Posted by Beerd View Post
    Google images.
    Adding onto what I said, putting your hands together and talking to the imaginary man in the sky isn't going to make a difference in the outcome of something.
    Have you tried it?
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  2. #11642
    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    Some christians tried to prove it did, by monitoring the survival rate and duration of hospital patients, who either had or had not been prayed for.

    The results were astounding: people who were prayed for had much shorter stays in hospital and much better survival rates.

    Later it was discovered the patients were in hospital in 1996, and the prayers were said in 2010., [I think you see what they did there]

    The response from the christians was 'Our god doesn't work in linear time,'.
    praying back in time? lolwut

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  4. #11643
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    Have you tried it?
    >Used to pray for world hunger to end
    > Woke up and the problem was still there.

    Of course, blackie has already posted an adaquate explanation for this: apparantly it's abusing your relationship with god to ask for food when you're starving, even though god gave food to people who prayed numerous times in the bible.

    Raar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    >Used to pray for world hunger to end
    > Woke up and the problem was still there.

    Of course, blackie has already posted an adaquate explanation for this: apparantly it's abusing your relationship with god to ask for food when you're starving, even those god gave food to people who prayed numerous times in the bible.
    Did you do it right?
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  6. #11645
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    Did you do it right?
    I really tried my best, maybe if I sacrificed some goats...



    That seems to work for some people.

    Raar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    I really tried my best, maybe if I sacrificed some goats...



    That seems to work for some people.
    What i mean is, you cannot pray for something and expect an ostrich to drop it off in a basket at your front door.
    You have to work in harmony with your prayer.
    You may have prayed to end world hunger but, have you tried helping to end it?
    Prayers are prayers not wishes.
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  8. #11647
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    What i mean is, you cannot pray for something and expect an ostrich to drop it off in a basket at your front door.
    You have to work in harmony with your prayer.
    You may have prayed to end world hunger but, have you tried helping to end it?
    Prayers are prayers not wishes.

    So is it actually my fault that world hunger hasn't ended because I didn't pray right? ;^;

    Isn't it mysterious that prayers are only 'answered' when you actually get off our ass and do it yourself? That prayers for sick people only work when doctors are around? It's exactly like praying doesn't change the situation at all. ;3

    Raar!

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  10. #11648
    Double post: I take it back!

    I prayed for even more starving children to die and they did! So I guess more people must be praying for children to die than survive, it all makes sense now.


    and to think it was right there infront of me all along!

    Raar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    Double post: I take it back!

    I prayed for even more starving children to die and they did! So I guess more people must be praying for children to die than survive, it all makes sense now.


    and to think it was right there infront of me all along!

    Oh! I forgot to add you have to be patient as well!
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  13. #11650
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    Oh! I forgot to add you have to be patient as well!
    So let's see:

    I pray for a car.
    If I get a car then the prayer worked!
    If I don't get a car then I didn't do it right or I didn't ask for the right reasons!
    If I get a car 30 years later then it was because I was patient!


    Ok, that's every single eventuality covered. Whatever could possibly happen, you could claim the prayer worked.
    Or maybe the prayer didn't do anything at all :|

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  15. #11651
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    Oh! I forgot to add you have to be patient as well!
    Ah, because there must be a queue of un-answered prayers? I'm sure my prayer to save starving children is more important that most other people's, so god should answer that one first, I think. :]

    Raar!

  16. #11652
    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    Double post: I take it back!

    I prayed for even more starving children to die and they did! So I guess more people must be praying for children to die than survive, it all makes sense now.


    and to think it was right there infront of me all along!
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    Pray for a car.
    wait for opportunity(this is the patient part. While your waiting it is probably a good idea to get money)
    opportunity arises
    get car
    Prayer worked!
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    And let us not forget about the faith either!
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  19. #11655
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    Pray for a car.
    wait for opportunity(this is the patient part. While your waiting it is probably a good idea to get money)
    opportunity arises
    get car
    Prayer worked!
    However, if you DIDN'T pray then it would make no difference. Do you see what I mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PooZy View Post
    However, if you DIDN'T pray then it would make no difference. Do you see what I mean?
    How do you know?
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  22. #11657
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    How do you know?

    Because all the experiments where praying helps are faked, and if praying really worked why would they need to fake their results to make it look like praying helped?

    The reality is praying is just as good as doing nothing, or saying 'I wish', because it's exactly that, there's no physical mechanism by which it makes a difference, which is why no difference is observable.

    Raar!

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  24. #11658
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    How do you know?
    Because people who DON'T pray do just as well in life as people who do. Also religious countries like Africa aren't doing that great.

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    true...but! You are not supposed to pray for cars anyway...
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  27. #11660
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    true...but! You are not supposed to pray for cars anyway...
    Western child prays for cake on his birthday > gets cake

    African child prays for rice or water or anything > she dies


    Praying makes no difference to this outcome because it's no different to hoping or wishing for your situation to improve.

    Raar!

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