View Poll Results: does god exist

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  • yes

    390 46.59%
  • maybe im not sure but i guess it could be real

    96 11.47%
  • no

    170 20.31%
  • no but if yes this god is a jerk

    75 8.96%
  • yes but i do wonder sometimes if its true

    106 12.66%

Thread: Does god exist?

  1. #10001
    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    This is an ineffective proof, because the subject 'god' can be varied to entail almost any supernatural.
    'The proof that the great dragon exists is that without them fire wouldn't exist,'

    Get my drift?
    Yeah.

  2. #10002
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean_Boy View Post
    If Jesus tried to demand belief out of people, I certainly would not worship him.

    EDIT: @Rammjet

    Eh, once again, some stuff used in the Old Testament really isn't my thing.

    Who said Jesus is going to contact you via the internet, or telephone, or email, or even by a voice in your head? No one.
    Jesus has done his part, and now it's our turn to do what we can to find Jesus.
    (Even if it means testing my faith against you lol)
    The only thing Jesus ever did (if the man actually existed; not implying he was a holy spirit) was tricking idiots into worshipping him.

    Also Jesus himself or w.e has done absolutely nothing to make people convert into Christianity in this modern society.
    Some people believe in anything these days. *Toast coincidently burned so it looks like Jesus is on it.* "It's a sign!"

  3. #10003
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Twisted View Post
    The only thing Jesus ever did (if the man actually existed; not implying he was a holy spirit) was tricking idiots into worshipping him.

    Also Jesus himself or w.e has done absolutely nothing to make people convert into Christianity in this modern society.
    Some people believe in anything these days. *Toast coincidently burned so it looks like Jesus is on it.* "It's a sign!"
    I won't post it, because I'll get infracted, but there is a Dog's bottom which has markings that look like the figure of jesus.

    Raar!

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  5. #10004
    Quote Originally Posted by Suuper View Post
    So neither of you would believe in God even if He talked to you? Maybe that's why He doesn't?
    If you read the second line you would know I WOULD believe. That's common sense.
    What you're trying to do is extract preposterous denial which really isn't there.

  6. #10005
    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    I won't post it, because I'll get infracted, but there is a Dog's bottom which has markings that look like the figure of jesus.
    lol

    Well if Jesus would have been real I could only imagine him being an a**hole of a dog when no one else is around.

  7. #10006
    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    there is a Dog's bottom which has markings that look like the figure of jesus.
    That sexy beast

  8. #10007
    The west's idea of jesus:



    What he would have probably looked like:


    Just that show how easily religion is changed to fit different cultures.

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  10. #10008
    Quote Originally Posted by DeltΔ View Post
    The west's idea of jesus:



    What he would have probably looked like:


    Just that show how easily religion is changed to fit different cultures.
    and this is probably why Islam insists their God isn't depicted in imagery, and Hinduism insists on exacting standards for drawing and sculptures of their gods- which are only considered 'worthy' if they are mm perfect.

    Raar!

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  12. #10009
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    Today I was at the hairdressers, and on the way back, I got a bus.
    A couple of Mormons (you'll come to see how I found that out) sat just opposite me to the side, throughout the journey they looked at me through narrowed eyes, as if judging me, half expecting me to draw a pentagram on the chair and summon Lucifer for company.
    We got off the bus at the same stop and one of them turned to me and say "How do you do today, do you believe in god?", since I didn't want to insult them and they'd already pre-judged me I said "I'm doing very well today, and indeed I do", their attitudes suddenly changed, they went from 'those snide-y looking blokes in the corner' to 'I'm your best friend!', they began talking about why they believed in God and were about to ask me when I was (thankfully) forced to say, "I live up this way, I'm sorry we can't chat more", and they hightailed it away.
    This was quite an odd encounter, on any other day I would have said "No, leave me be" and walked in the opposite direction but I figured due to their attitudes I'd say what I said.
    I've found that they, like other religious people I've met, are far too quick to judge people, based on the clothes they wear or the style of their hair, the expression on their face or even their gait, it's a sad truth that these believers fail to follow the testaments their God laid out for them, but one that is not altogether surprising.

    PS. Not a christian/mormon/etc. I was just testing them. Now, I need to wash out my mouth with soap for talking to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltΔ View Post
    Thats it I admit it, godvsScience has converted me.

    I found this enlightening and have been talking to my local priest about baptism.

    You guys hould take a look too!
    www.GodvsScience.com/55500-Christan conversion guide/page1
    I copy-pasted the link onto my url thingie and it sent me to a 403-forbidden: Access denied page.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank Titanium View Post
    I'm a righteous man by heart, yet I am corrupt by mind.
    It is for that reason I should be known as an anti-hero.

  14. #10011
    Thats it I admit it, godvsScience has converted me.

    I found this enlightening and have been talking to my local priest about baptism.

    You guys should take a look too!
    www.GodvsScience.com/55500-Christan conversion guide/page1

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  16. #10012
    Quote Originally Posted by DeltΔ View Post
    Thats it I admit it, godvsScience has converted me.

    I found this enlightening and have been talking to my local priest about baptism.

    You guys should take a look too!
    www.GodvsScience.com/55500-Christan conversion guide/page1
    *hovers over link*

    Scepticism wins again
    You found an easter egg! Code: 👆👆👆👆

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  18. #10013
    OUR LORD
    who art in heaven
    Astley be thy name
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    AMEN.

    Raar!

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  20. #10014
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    OUR LORD
    who art in heaven
    Astley be thy name
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    AMEN.
    xS

  21. #10015
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    OUR LORD
    who art in heaven
    Astley be thy name
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    AMEN.
    This gives this song a whole new meaning.


  22. #10016
    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    OUR LORD
    who art in heaven
    Astley be thy name
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    AMEN.
    Next time we say the our father I'll use this.

  23. #10017
    This thread has been here since January, and is still going.
    Wow.
    To the everlasting glory of those few men, blessed and sanctified in the curses and execrations of those whose praise is eternal damnation.

    -K. Sorabji

  24. #10018
    Quote Originally Posted by DarkDark22 View Post
    This thread has been here since January, and is still going.
    Wow.
    January 2 years ago.
    Last edited by Skullish; 25th February 2012 at 07:38 PM.

  25. #10019
    Yeah, I know.
    Too lazy to read the rest of it, is it still on Topic?
    To the everlasting glory of those few men, blessed and sanctified in the curses and execrations of those whose praise is eternal damnation.

    -K. Sorabji

  26. #10020
    Quote Originally Posted by DarkDark22 View Post
    Yeah, I know.
    Too lazy to read the rest of it, is it still on Topic?
    Mostly.
    But before you posted, we figured out rick astley is god.

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