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Welcome to my guide on how to be cool in Jiggmin's Village. Follow these simple instructions and you will be racking up virtual high-fives in no time!
1.Whenever somebody makes a thread regarding PR2, or PR3, reply with "nobody plays PR2 anymore".
2.Talk bad about the moderators.
3.Whenever a new member posts in a thread, immediately look for flaws in their post, then point them out and flame them. Sarcastic jokes are a plus.
4.Demand, as if you have authority, for trolls to be unbanned. e.g. C3rhcno, bud.smoker, Blindi, and :]:]
5.Whenever you see a post that is directly flaming another member, as long as it's not directed at you or one of your buddies, thank it on the spot.
6.Always be biased towards anybody who is arguing with any one of your e-friends, that's true friendship.
7.Type in perfect grammar, and flame anybody who talks in txt-speak, or misspells a word.
8.Argue often, it will boost your e-rep and make you seem intelligent.
9.Try to be a "non-conformist". Whatever is popular amongst the internet, or Jiggmin's Village, hate it, and hate anyone who submits to the conformity.
10.Say things like "/b/" and "4chan", it will create the illusion that you actually visit the site, and that you are the master of the internet.
11.Get banned at least twice, this will make you seem like a real badass for evading a word filter, flaming, or posting something offensive. Your online peers will look up to you.
12.DO NOT thank ANY of Jiggmin's post. That is conformity.
13.Set your status to "invisible", that way nobody will know how long you are actually on the site daily, it will create the illusion that you actually do stuff and have friends.
14.Never back down from an argument, they are serious business when it comes to being cool.
15.Talk bad about Jiggmin, and call him lazy, even though he is the only reason you communicate with other human beings at all.
16.Rack up as much posts as you can. The bigger your post count, the bigger your penis.
17.Whenever you agree with somebody's post, quote them, and post "^", but NEVER give a reason why you agree.
18.Always say that these forums suck, and that they are filled with idiots, morons, children, 5 year olds, noobs, or imbeciles.
19.Pretend like you know what people are talking about when they post inside jokes, but be careful, if you fail and they figure you out, you will lose a large sum of ego. It's a gamble but can earn you lots of e-friends.
20.As soon as a new meme hits the e-streets, post it often, but as soon as it becomes popular, flame anyone who uses it.
That's it. Have fun racking up those thanks!