*Thump*
Resident Cactiki

About *Thump*

Biography:

I am a Cactiki! I hail from the Cactiki Kingdom, where I was born, raised, and trained until the evil armies of Sensor the Vile ravaged my Kingdom and obliterated my people. I am currently the last Cactiki alive, and I have traveled on foot across many galaxies to reach the Internet, where I have planted my roots. I am presently residing in the Jiggmin Village in search of Sensor, for I am determined to avenge my parent's deaths by destroying him and his Forces of Evil. In case anyone is doubting my ability to accomplish this momentous task, fear not, I have the strength of 60,000 mountains and thorns sharper than the sharpest of other thorns. My rock-solid skin can withstand the force of several nuclear missiles simultaneously striking me at point-blank range without so much as scraping me, and I am able to enter a zen state in which I can remain completely immobile and nigh invincible for centuries. I am also a quintuple black belt in every martial art that has belts, and a master swordsman/gunman/black hole manipulator, and have built up a resistance to Sensor's poisons. My victory against him is imminent, however, even after I slay him, I will continue to roam the village, and engage in friendly Death Battles with my friend and lesser enemies.

Location:

The Internet

Interests:

Avenging my parent's deaths

Occupation:

Hired Gun, Bodyguard, Escort, Assassin, etc.