PinkyWoman
Tha Crossroads

I'm trying to be social

it's not working out so much :l

hay.

what's up?

I refuse to answer, fiend!

Google mspaint adventures it's a webcomic (it's like a book with detailed pictures and music and animations n stuff)
It starts out boring but then you get past act 1 and 2 and it gets good

Trust me, your young innocent mind will be better off not having heard it. Maybe a more family friendly story. Back in early 1944, I was sent into France to help aid the resistance against the Germans in preparation for D-Day. We were raiding an ammo and weapons cache to help arm the resistance, when suddenly an extra patrol that we didn't know about started snooping around. It almost blew our cover, but thanks to Slapstick Steve we were able to duck into some hiding places in time for the guards to pass. We came close, I tell you what, but Steve got us out of that tight pinch. After that we loaded up the score and got it out. I'll never forget the night I came within an inch of death. I can still see the patrol men who looked right at where I was hiding, I could have sworn he saw me.

Oh it was, and to top it all off I stole his morning paper so he couldn't find out he lost the election! Revenge is a dish best served cold. Which reminds me of how I stole Christmas back in 1913. That was a dark time for me, but they deserved it, for various reasons that I won't go into. Let's just say we made up and I gave everyone their presents back...

Oh right. Back in 1967... That's when I invented the internet too, before Al Gore stole it and claimed it as his own. That dirty little rat... I got back at him though, rigging the elections so he lost. Wahaha, that'll show him! That'll show all of them. I'm sure Bush couldn't do a worse job than his first term... Probably.

Don't talk about to your elders! Just sit and nod. Sit and nod... What were we talking about?

Good girl, more youngin's should be like you.

We'll see about that. You stay away from my claim to the world champion of whipping and snapping.