FRIEND: I need to move an aircraft carrier into the ocean (context: Kerbal Space Program), any ideas?
FRIEND: Tried that.
BLADE: Really big helicopter?
FRIEND: That could work, but how do I move the carrier out of the way to spawn the chopper?
BLADE: spawn the chopper first...
FRIEND: oh. right.
[TEN MINUTES LATER]
FRIEND: It won't move.
BLADE: Did you use a tiny chopper?
So as a RANDOM GIFT OF UTTER RANDOMNESS, my father decided to buy a multitool while he was at the nearby hardware store (to get a crowbar and a mallet for... something. I dunno), because I use the tools built into it a lot and I keep having to search the Shed of Enormous Spiders (it's exactly what it sounds like) for whatever it is I need.
So now I have a multitool sitting next to me in needlenose pliers mode, because the silicone lubricant I sprayed onto the joints is still drying