Yesterday, I had a great day.
I was going to the supermarket when a plane crashed. I have never had such a great experience as this one.
Near the plane, I found a bag of weed. Then I smoked it all.
Out of nowhere, bigfoot appeared and took me to the store.
There, we ate smurfs and we drank Jack Daniel's.
Later that day, I had the feeling someone was following me; it was my shadow. ''That ******* stalker again''.
In my house, I watched a movie.