Posted 13th June 2009 at 03:44 PM by JoMan112 (THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY GOOD GAIZ BAD GAIZ AND EXPLOSIONS, AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WlLL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *gasp for breath* YYYYYYYYYY)
A man died and went to heaven. Behind the gates in front of him he saw a wall with billions of clocks. When St. Peter came to the gates the man asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter replied, "Those are the Lie Clocks. Everytime a person tells a lie, their clock's hands will move."
The man pointed at one. "Who's clock is that"?
"That's Mrs. Burbank's clock. It has never moved, because Mrs. Burbank has never told a lie...