The Jiggapillar

My region is engulfed in an enormous blackout that could go on for as long as a week. We have no A/C and it's 100 degrees out, and that's not an exaggeration. My iPod Touch is almost out of batteries and my phone is dwindling. My parents are extremely abrasive and my friend's houses aren't any better. What should I do?

I spent most of today freeloading at my buddy's pool, but I can't do that forever. I need more ideas. I shudder to think of life before A/C, it reminds me of what a whiny little bastard I'm being.