Rammjet

Psychics claim that you may be exhibiting psychic powers if you know who's calling you on the phone before you answer.

But I am far more of a psychic prodigy because it has come to my attention that I know who is sending me visitor messages and pms before I open them; it's clearly a gift. I was even able to predict when my dad had a car crash!

Of course some people might laboriously and pedantically attempt to convince me that my power isn't a power at all, and simply that I have very few friends and have grown used to the pattern they call me in and that I knew my dad had crashed because he'd several times complained about the blind junctions on the route I knew he was taking, but surely they are just jealous of my gift!

So, in light of my new found super power, I will...continue to know who's on the phone I guess...and be able to tell people that something they inform me is dangerous is indeed most likely dangerous.

Love and light!