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My latest FWIAL

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Actually, I lied.

Had my first date on February 14. She was the kind of girl who's very eccentric. It was a super short 40 minute date, walking through the park-part of the city. Things didn't take off after that, and she had the nerve of her friend stealing her phone and using it more than she did. Which sucked.

It ended during the middle of school, when her friend texts "I don't like you" and crap like that.

When she finally got her phone back, and it was her, I asked what this was all about, and she said she didn't want to hurt me or some bullshit like that.

Girls, if you ever are dating a guy, and you don't like him, just tell him straight up, in person. Ask to meet him for something serious, in private. Let him know it's just not there anymore. The pain is one thousand times less severe when they hear it this way.

I'm tired of people like her :l

There you have it

Besides, now I'm going to the University of Missouri in Columbia (now all of you can stalk me) so I hope to find nicer girls in Missouri :3
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  1. demonic banana's Avatar
    good luck with better girls my friend
    some are just pure b**ches and they can't help it
  2. LCMK's Avatar
    Cool! Good luck!
  3. Lightnin!!!'s Avatar
    What the hell does FWIAL mean?
  4. bobheadtomato's Avatar
    MIZZOU-RAH

    missouri has nice people, you'll find someone
  5. AwEsUm's Avatar
    Lightnin, you must refer to my old old blogs. But I think I deleted them
  6. Smurtz's Avatar
    Really? I've been considering Mizzou! Although I'm only going to be a junior next year.
  7. Lightnin!!!'s Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by AwEsUm
    Lightnin, you must refer to my old old blogs. But I think I deleted them
    First Woman I Acrobatically Licked.
    First Woman I Athletically Lubricated.
    First Woman I Ate Lunch.
    First Woman I Altered Language.
    First Woman I Amended Linguini.
    First Woman I Anthropomorphically Leer.
    First Woman I Affixed Luggage.

    Those are my guesses, I'm all out of strange words.