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Why are there such great deals

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On all our hotel rooms?
And continental breakfast, is free.
HBO in every room
and free gas if you check in, after noon.
Free parking for cars, not RVs.
Our wedding chapel is 24 hours.
No marriage certificate is needed.
We're glad you found it,
the Chulo Casino
The owners,
The Moopets,
and me.
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  1. wtf is a Nitromonkey?'s Avatar
    Sounds awesome.
    I doubt this is in The U.S.A though .