You may need to highlight whatever i write..

In Soviet Russia, stairs hate you.

Pwnt.

Trust me, mussle cramping is a million times worse. Its like getting shot, and it happens to my dad and I alot.

yea.. i get that too :/ now this.. uggh

I dunno. I kind like stairs... c:
I'll see next time I fall down them.

Anyway, when will you fully recover?

._. i didnt fall down them my foot slipped from the edge of one step down to the other.

Amputate.