Conversation Between Flame and Kelgis

hi i love you

Yesss.

Maybe..

You're still hotter though.

Noooo your burning hot flames of hell makes me me snow in the south pole.

Nonono, your flaming hot fire makes me feel like an arctic glacier.

Lies, your hotness makes me freezing cold.

My hotness doens't even get close to yours.
In fact, I'm too cool to be hot.

Not as hot as your hotness.

But you're hotter.