Rammjet

Man in hampshire bored of wheels. Tries out legs.

No not really:

A while ago I was introduced to a newly developed website that was being prepared to facilitate exposure for young artists and the like in and around Surrey.

I was expected to review and criticise the website's first iterations and submit content in order to help develop it and get some publicity in the process...unfortunately the website turned out to be a brainless and disordered catastrophe mostly consisting of tiles of content stolen from other websites ...

...which I believe is tomorrow [correct me I am wrong].

Please remember that the whim of newly christianised tribes to persecute celtic druids for relying on a different calender by which to regulate crop rotation etc, provides justification for jokes!

Unless you poke fun at one another tomorrow ancient european christians bullied infidels for nothing.

An advert banner just tried to intice me to click it by claiming '3 people have unfriended you, click to find out who!,'

The 'you have a notification' banners are already fraudulently misrepresentative, but this is just rather...cruel and manipulative.

Well, at least it's better than all the weird 'v14gra' emails I get sent [seriously, how do these people get your email in the first place anyway?]