The Zone of Luminescence

>2 hours after trying to load the homepage, I manage to log in
>2 hours after THAT, the game page loads
>about 10 minutes after THAT, evil aliens
bloody sparkworkz

they spent all their money on getting PR3 and now can't host it

>some guy registers an acc named Moderator
>me: You're gonna get banned...
>him: no im not i didnt do anything wrong
>me: Actually, you have your username as Moderator.
>he rages
>he's banned
>browsing DoD on banned alt to see if he's complained yet
>Yep, he has, claiming it's for no reason.
>TWICE.
rofl

Read the first one before reading this one. ALSO, READ ALL THE COMMENTS BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS. In this one, the computer plays a larger role than last time.

Disc Mecha vLog System engaged. Scanning... User found. Identity: Pilot 426. Name: Deltalon. Camera damaged. Switching to voice-only.

Okay... The acidic rain finished, so I'll have the computer run a full scan over the mecha... Computer, scan for damage.

Scanning... Rapid-Fire Long ...

Part 1 of something I'm doing to practise writing! Please, leave criticism. Point out my flaws.

Arriving in preset dimension in 3... 2... 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111 *bzzt*

Ugh, a system crash... Great. I appear to be encased in something. Well, let's see if the cutters can move... Okay, they're cutting a hole...

I should explain further. ...

So I have two options here.
One, buy Ratchet: Gladiator.
Two, continue saving moneh for a 3DS.
NOT SURE WHICH WANT MORE