im probably derpying around

(not a typo)

So far, I've gotten from school $170 ($2100 MXN) by doing homework for other people and such.
I'm probably going to buy some games on Steam or something

best number

Why do people say that?

Yesterday, I had a great day.
I was going to the supermarket when a plane crashed. I have never had such a great experience as this one.
Near the plane, I found a bag of weed. Then I smoked it all.

Out of nowhere, bigfoot appeared and took me to the store.
There, we ate smurfs and we drank Jack Daniel's.
Later that day, I had the feeling someone was following me; it was my shadow. ''That ******* stalker again''.

In my house, I watched a movie. ...

this deserves a celebration!